Top 10 replies by developers when their programs don’t work:
- ‘I thought I fixed that.’
- ‘Why do you want to do it that way?’
- ‘Where were you when the program blew up?’
- ‘Did you check for a virus?’
- ‘Somebody must have changed my code.’
- ‘It works, but it hasn’t been tested.’
- ‘You must have the wrong version.’
- ‘It worked yesterday.’
- ‘It’s never done that before.’
- ‘That’s weird…’
