Funny Signs

Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

On a Plumbers truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blowout.”

At a laundry shop: “How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?”

At a towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”

In a nonsmoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

Author: Adrian Bacon

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