Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Female

  1. Asks you to take out the recycle bin
  2. Gives you the cold boot in the morning
  3. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them
  4. They work only when they want to
  5. It keeps you up late at night for no good reason
  6. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
  7. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference
  8. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
  9. The message, “Bad command or filename,” is about as informative as: “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you!”
  10. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on it

Author: Adrian Bacon

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