An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her hand gun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”
The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason that she wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two twelve packs of beer in the front seat next to her.
A few minutes later, she found her own car, parked not more than four or five space down.
She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told her story could not stop laughing.
He pointed down to the end of the counter, where four pale men where reporting a car-jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges where filed.
If you’re going to have a senior moment, at least make it a memorable one.
